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New U of M Study Finds Breakthrough in Fighting COVID

Charlie Rapheal, Editor April 7, 2022

A recent study done by the University of Minnesota (U of M) found that college classrooms are actually the most likely and dangerous places to catch COVID-19. The study stated that the overwhelming majority...

Proper Pronouns, Please

Proper Pronouns, Please

Matthew Selman, Contributor March 2, 2022

The University of Minnesota will be releasing a state-of-the-art artificial intelligence service nicknamed "PPP." This development is the first stage in a groundbreaking study to identify students who...

The Most Egregious of Violations

The Most Egregious of Violations

Avery Heinen December 10, 2020

Many Democratic politicians have been coming under fire recently for bucking the restrictions they put in place to protect their constituents. Many have pointed to the actions of their Republican colleagues,...

Green Line KOA Shortens Business Hours

Timothy Wilmot, Editor September 30, 2019

In 2014, Metro Transit opened the first moving KOA campground connecting St Paul and Minneapolis. Originally named the Central Corridor, we now know it as the Metro Green Line, and it offers transportation...

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