The Minnesota Republic

The deep state. She’s on it.

Timothy Wilmot, Content Editor • March 6, 2020

It is common knowledge that the government the world sees is merely a pawn on the chessboard of the deep state. This is a cause for alarm for most of the population, but after my interview with an attendant...

Missouri Civil War reenactors praised for commitment to authenticity

Addison Scufsa, A&E Editor • November 24, 2019

A large group of individuals from Missouri recently received an “award of authenticity” from the Smithsonian Institute for their commitment and excellence in the growing field of Civil War reenactment....

Green Line KOA Shortens Business Hours

Timothy Wilmot, Editor • September 30, 2019

In 2014, Metro Transit opened the first moving KOA campground connecting St Paul and Minneapolis. Originally named the Central Corridor, we now know it as the Metro Green Line, and it offers transportation...

A personal statement on the need to rename the union

Nathan Harman, Contributor • September 17, 2019

Facts can be evil. If evil facts are public and notable, then they are even more evil. Historical anti-Semitism on our campus has no right to be known privately. I believe that no student has any business...

McFly reveals Vikings as Super Bowl LIV champs

Timothy Wilmot, Editor • September 15, 2019

Following the Minnesota Vikings' week one victory over the Atlanta Falcons, Vikings flags have been streaming outside of Minnesotans’ front doors and off of their cars. This is not an uncommon sight...

What is the French Word for Heroes?

Michael Geiger • April 19, 2019

The Notre Dame burned and the world wept. Around 7:00 p.m. on Monday, April 15th the famous church caught fire and burned for over 14 hours. While the full extent of the damage is still being assessed,...

Disney is poised to lead the cord-cutting army

Aditya Saxena • April 18, 2019

A seminal event of this decade in the realm of entertainment is about to transpire on Nov. 12 - the launch of Disney’s official streaming service, Disney+. Disney has so far splurged so excessively on...

The legacy of the Hussle

Casey McCabe • April 18, 2019

On March 31st the rapper Nipsey Hussle was shot and killed in front of his clothing store in Los Angeles California. Ermias Asghedom later well known by his stage name, died tragically...

The Evil of Intersectionality

Michael Geiger • April 5, 2019

One of my chief criticisms of the intersectional Left is their widespread unwillingness to acknowledge that all Americans are fundamentally privileged. Many of these people fail to show the adequate level...

Ocasio Cortez Couldn’t Get Stupider: Then She Opens Her Mouth

Tiana Meador • March 25, 2019

It's called the Green New Deal because I believe Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was high off the green when she wrote it. Let us admit that she is probably a little intoxicated whenever she opens her mouth. Rep....

AirPods Users Report Chronic Dehydration on U of MN Campus

Timothy Wilmot, Contributor • March 7, 2019

New data at the University of Minnesota has shown a startling rise in chronic dehydration among college students. Graduate students at the University of Minnesota’s medical school have conducted further...

PETA Sides With Fruitarians, Kicks Vegans Out

Addison Scufsa • March 6, 2019

At the national PETA convention in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, activist and group leaders decided to remove all vegans from the organization. After growing more disgusted with the decisions of vegans to...