Timothy Wilmot, Satire Editor
| Mar 06, 2020 | The deep state. She’s on it. (Story) |
| Sep 30, 2019 | Green Line KOA Shortens Business Hours (Story) |
| Sep 15, 2019 | McFly reveals Vikings as Super Bowl LIV champs (Story) |
| Mar 07, 2019 | AirPods Users Report Chronic Dehydration on U of MN Campus (Story) |
| Feb 20, 2019 | High Schools Are Failing The Youth of America (Story) |
| Feb 20, 2019 | The Case for Minnesota Legalizing Marijuana (Story) |
| Feb 08, 2019 | Dorm Hero Strives for Safety in Resident Halls (Story) |
| Feb 08, 2019 | Punch Neopolitan Pizza is a Gift From God (Story) |
| Jan 31, 2019 | Centennial Dining Hall is a Disgrace (Story) |
| Nov 08, 2018 | Minnesota Ranked Least Tax-Friendly State (Story) |
| Nov 08, 2018 | MAGA Bomber Suspect Apprehended, Awaits Trial (Story) |
| Oct 25, 2018 | Vandals Strike Against Free Speech (Story) |
| Oct 13, 2018 | Homeless Encampment Reveals Housing Deficiencies (Story) |