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President Trump Lays Out Master Plan For American Revitalization In 106-Part Tweet

Nicholas Johnson September 18, 2017

Warning: Satire In a dramatic move from his general social media presence, President Trump's 106 part tweet, a chain which began at around 3 AM and concluded at noon today, has astounded critics and supporters...

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University Vows to End North-Normativity

Madison Dibble August 27, 2017

Through an impressive and ground-breaking tuition-supported campaign, “Check Your Compass, Bro," the University of Minnesota has taken the important strides to end the North-Normativity that has plagued...

America *More* Divided Than Main Stream Media Panel Reports

Wyatt Beito August 27, 2017

On August 18, major news organizations took the pulse of the country for the ninth time sincenoon, gathering another panel of experts for a five minute divisive discussion-- only to have the host cut it...

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Trans-Supremacy Movement Gaining Ground on Campus

David Blondin March 23, 2017

Breaking Development: Folwell Hall loses ground in the war of heteronormativity. Within thebuilding that historically houses the languages department, the first floor single-occupancy is now occupied,...

Local University Businesses Struggle to Find Appropriate Pronouns

David Blondin November 22, 2016

Minneapolis, the city of lakes is well known for its progressive politics from Lake Calhoun to Downtown. The heart of the liberal dystopia is centered on the University of Minnesota. With the victory of...

Stop Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day

David Blondin March 17, 2016

WARNING: SATIRE. Deal with it.   I don’t know about you guys, but spring semester is a stressful time. Besides school, work, applying for summer jobs, and allergies it is also cultural appropriation...

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